Land House Wildlife Reviews
Land House Wildlife

Since my neighbor drained the chocolatemilk moat around my house, I am contemplating building an ark, but I fe
ar he may try to destroy it. He has a house full of Giant African Land Snails, an albatross, a pygmy hippo, a muskrat, seagulls a giraffe, and other exotic animals from what I have seen so far. I fear this may diminish property values, and that he may also try to attack my domesticated pets with his wildlife. So I am building the ark to capture his animals. Since he took the water from my moat he has turned his backyard into a wetlands for his snails, so getting the ark there is not a problem. What is the legality of this, and what animals should I bring with me to prevent the destruction of the ark? I am also what types of pretadors to bring to fight off any animals I may find troubling, like his abused muskrat.
if u can’t tell i live in utah
As Bryer B so astutely pointed out, didn’t your dog already eat the muskrat? Get your story straight you imbosol. Do as you wish, but I have constructed a super duper powerful hose in my yard and I will once and for all destroy the yards of you and that other pesky neighbor by unleashing forces of water so strong that both yards and any stupid ark will be destroyed. Oh and my good friend Godzilla is guarding the hose, so don’t even think of stealing it.